Haunted Reviews are BACK for 2015!!

After a long year of waiting, the haunted reviews are back with a vengeance!!


And holy Halloween, it feels good to be screaming again! Seriously, it feels like an eternity since the haunts closed their doors for the 214 season. But by the grace of the nightmares we shared this weekend, they are definitely back in full swing.



This year, we've added a new reviewer to the team, among other new changes. Everyone say hi to Jennifer!

*Hi Jennifer!*


We had a busy as hell weekend to kickstart our reviews for 2015, and while some haunts are intensifying as the years go on, others are disappointingly deteriorating. I have a feeling this year will be a roller coaster of haunted events, if we base our predictions off of this weekend alone. This year though, you're getting three different points of view from each of our three reviewers, not just one overall opinion, in an effort to give you the most variable and unbiased opinions possible.

So sit back, relax, and get ready for the reviews to start flowing in from 3 chicks!!

****DISCLAIMER****

To be fair, I want to disclose that at times we do accept the marvelous gifts of comp'd or discounted tickets/merch/etc. But IN NO WAY does this affect our reviews. No haunt, venue, event, or anything else we review has the ability to "buy" a review from us. We faithfully remain honest about our experiences. I mean, we're living paycheck to paycheck most of the time just like everyone else and we visit no less than 10 attractions during the haunted house season, so yeah, we graciously accept help paying for our admission and merch! But let's be clear: our reviews are our own honest opinions of our own firsthand experiences and are in no way influenced by gifts. I cannot stress this enough. If you are a haunt owner/employee and feel the need to help a few broke chicks out, we definitely could use the help, but we cannot be bought. Thanks for understanding!